yes yes, i know: i haven't updated in FOREVER!! but -- but -- SCHOOL STARTED BACK!!! and i also know that you guys ALL know that!! but still, SCHOOL'S BACK!! THAT MAKES SADS!! duh... but whatever!!
anyway, so i'm in high school now. weird. and i have had MORE locker trouble in the FIRST TWO DAYS than most people have in the ENTIRE YEAR!! oi!! i'm kind of short on time, so i won't go in depth, just take my word for it!!
Oh! and guess what!!! I LOVE ABE!!!
Yay!! Cue fangirl rantings!! for those of you who DON'T want to read my rantings on the Blue Fishtick known as none other than Abe Sapien, then i suggest you skip to the end NOW.
I LOVE ABE!! he's is SO the awesomest blue fishtick EVER!! fishtick, you ask? cause he is one!! not really!! we don't know a lot about Abe actually, just that he looks like a cross between a fish and a guy! he's BLUE, and he's ADORABLE!! not really... actually, he is!! he's got blue and black eyes that are HUGE and SO FRIKKEN PRETTY!! and he's got these ADORABLE little fins that run down his forearms, calves, and back. he's just SO CUTE!!! and dang HOT when he's wearing this smexy full body wet suit type thing!! sigh.... and he's blue!! all over!!
Daiyori: you're DROOLING over a FISH. i am not even going to COMMENT on how pathetic that is.
Durithyll: NOOOOOOOO! BLUE FISHTICK!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!!
anyway, in case i haven't said, --*scans over blog entry*-- hm... i haven't. ANYWAY!! BECAUSE i haven't said, Abe Sapien is from the Movie/Comic series called Hellboy! most of you guys might have seen him from trailers or something from the movies. and speaking of movies, i FINALLY saw the sequel last week!! my mom and dad (who were SOOO not interested) just dropped me and 'Rou off at the movie theaters. sigh... our hearts were filled with squee the entire night... CAUSE ABE'S JUST SO FRIKKEN HAWT!! especially when he ditched the "toilet seat"!! ok, he's a fish-ish guy, right? well, in the movies (aka, NOT in the comics) Abe needs to were this reverse aqua-lung, breathing apparatus thing over his gills (which are on his neck) to breath. He can breathe on land without it, but me and 'Rou are guessing that for strenuous activities (such as, shooting up bad guys and keep Hellboy from doing anything too stupid) and what not, he just opts to were the breathing thing.
But for SOOOOME reason, (me and Kanirou speculate that it was just because it looked terrible) the apparatus was... mysteriously gone from the second half of the movie! he even got rid of the funny goggles filled with water!! but that they sorta explained; there's a scene in the second movie where you see Abe putting in these contacts of some sort, probably to keep his eyes from drying out. because believe it or not, there IS NOT a Visine for dry fish eyes!!
aaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaaay... i loved the second movie!!! so much!!! and you could totally get away with watching the second movie without having seen the first. Abe did a LOT more in this movie than he did in the first! we actually saw him fight!! and hey, fishtick has some moves! anyway, out of the entire movie, there was one scene that i loved the most... and it was NOT one of the uber fight scenes, or amazing special effect scenes!! it was in fact... when Abe and Hellboy are getting drunk and singing together!! IT WAS HILARIOUS!! so funny! you see, Hellboy and Liz got together, and like any couple, they have arguments. a lot. and most of them are rather violent and involve multiple rooms exploding. well, in this second movie, Abe falls for Princess Nuala! horribly cliche, obviously, but sweet! and it's OBVIOUS that Nuala has affections for Abe! but you know, i don't think that an ELVEN PRINCESS and an agent for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense have much of a chance together... and Abe seems to think the same thing as well. So when Hellboy walks into the Library --after getting into a fight with Liz-- and finds Abe in there, they both wind up singing Barry Manilow's "I can't smile without you"! of course me and my sister were all like laughing our butts off and squeeing like none else, but when we told dad of the hilarious scene, he's was like, "So ...what? they're gay now?" then me and 'Rou where like, "No they aren't!! they were singing about their respective love interests!! and how they love them, but things are just complicated!" but it was SOOOO funny! cause Hellboy happened to have a six pack of bear (he ALWAYS has beer) and he Abe were just wasted!! i guess that they wandered away from the Library in order to find more beer, cause when it cuts back to them, Abe is reaching into the back of HB's fridge and pulling out ANOTHER six pack! sigh... so funny...
Anyway, i think that that concludes my rantings!! which is good news for you!! that felt good though. i haven't ranted in a while! sooooo... yeah. school's back and i should REALLY get to working on my homework, i love abe, and.... i love abe!! so i'm going to THINK about doing my homework, but just end up scribbling Abe doodles on the side of the paper.
well, see ya!!