Durithyll: people! i'm heading out! and when i get back, PLEASE have this Apartment SLIGHTLY presentable! (grabs keys and heads to the door, kicking Daiyori in order to wake him up)
Daiyori: grmbl grmbl... (shifts slightly, but does not wake up)
Durithyll: slug... (forces door open) ok, people, see ya in an hour! (walks out an locks door behind her)
Jacob: (currently sprawled over the couch playing Halo, looks over to Roake) what's up with her? and whats wrong with the apartment? it's fine!
Roake: (looks at Jacob, and then at the empty candy wrappers, pop corn bags, and smashed food scattered across the floor)
Jacob: exactly! nothing wrong!
Roake: (shakes head and gets back to his painting)
Jacob: whatever...
Roake: jacob...
Jacob: what!?
Roake: jacob.
Jacob: fine! i'll get the vacuum cleaner!! (walks over to the closet --which is also where he sleeps-- and grabs the vacuum cleaner)
jacob: i hate cleaning... it's so boring -- hey! (walks over to Daiyori who is still sleeping)
Jacob: yo. (pushes him with the bottom of the vacuum cleaner)
Daiyori: (still asleep)
Jacob: (grabs a filled water glass off the nearby kitchen counter) heeeeey.
Daiyori: (no response)
Jacob: you had it coming... (dumps the water glass on his face)
Daiyori: (sputters and throughly spazzes) hey!!
Jacob: (bends down) you. clean.
Daiyori: what!? you do it!
Jacob: i have a job. now get to cleaning.
Daiyori: that was low... (grabs the handle of the vacuum cleaner grudgingly)
jacob: good! (gets up and jumps over the back of the couch, un-pauses his game, and gets to playing)
Roake: (looks over at jacob with a slight glare)
Daiyori: stupid flea-ridden weasel... (atarts cleaning)
-----------------------------an hour later-----------------------------
Daiyori: (finished cleaning and is now crashed in front of the door)
~~keys ratting in lock~~
Durithyll: (through door) coming in! (pushes on door. pushes on door again)
sigh... DAIYORI!! MOVE!!
Daiyori: (doesn't move, or awaken for that matter)
Roake: sigh... (stands up and drags Daiyori away from door)
Durithyll: (pushes on door and almost stumbles to the ground) oh. he moved. (step inside and looks around) hey! place looks nice!
Roake: ah yes, Daiyori cleaned up actually.
Durithyll: no he didn't.
Roake: yeah he did.
Durithyll: weird. anyway, i have -- can you wake him up please? (points at Daiyori)
Roake: sure. (grabs another glass off the counter and dumps the water in his face)
Daiyori: (sputters and wakes up spazzing again) Jacob!! quit -- oh. sorry roake.
Durithyll: ok! now, everybody, there's someone i would like you to meet... come on in!
(a nervous looking purple bat with glasses and a small brown suit case walks in)
Durithyll: her name's Komasu! she's new here, so i arranged to have stay at the Apartment!
Komasu: (pushes glasses further up on head) uh... hi guys...
Durithyll: she's kinda shy right now, but she's great when you get to know her! She's like wicked smart and is a total book-worm! and get this, SHE'S A TRANS-FAN!!
Jacob: i could so take that word a different way...
Durithyll: Jacob, get your head out of the gutter. it means she's a TRANSFORMERS fan!!
Daiyori: great...
Durithyll: ok, (points to Roake) This is Roake, he's a painter and really nice guy! if you need anything just ask him! (points to Jacob) that's Jacob! he works as a mechanic and is the local gamer-freak. (points to Daiyori) that's Daiyori, he sleeps like, 23 hours a day and is a jerk. not really.
now that introductions have been made, i'll show you to your room! well, my room, but you can use it until we get you squared away!
Komasu: i couldn't do that! you've already been so nice ot me, i couldn't dream of taking your room!
Durithyll: oh, don't be silly! it's fine!
Komasu: no, really! plus, i don't think you have rafters in your room. do you?
Durithyll: hmmm... no...
Komasu: (notices closet) can i see that closet?
Durithyll: of course!! (walks over to the closet and opens the door)
Komasu: (pokes head in) this will work great!
Durithyll: Really? (looks in)
Komasu: yeah! i have space to put my stuff, and that bar rack up there near the roof is perfect for me to sleep on. all -- oh. i someone sleeping here? (points to the pillow and blankets in the corner)
Durithyll: (scoops them up) not anymore! jacob! you get bath tub! (tosses them at him)
Jacob: (catches them) really? sweet!! i've always wanted to sleep in a bath tub!! (runs off to the bath room)
Komasu: um...
Durithyll: oh don't worry about him. you'll learn to love him. but not too much! he has a girlfriend! no let's get you situated... (walks into the closet and begins moving stuff around)
Roake: so, Komasu, how'd you meet Durithyll?
Komasu: oh, um, on the internet. she found out that i was moving into the area for college, and offered to show me around and give me a place to stay.
Daiyori: i see you're very trusting.
Komasu: well, yeah, plus i had known Durithyll through the internet for a long time, and had even talked to her via web cam multiple times.
Roake: oh! ok.
Jacob: (from the bath room) look guys! i'm going to be sleeping in a BATH TUB!! how cool is that!?
Durithyll: ok! i think i have enough space cleared for you. are you sure this is ok? i feel bad making you sleep in a closet!
Komasu: it's fine! really! thank you so much putting me and stuff. i'm not sure i could afford dorm rooming or my own place.
Durithyll: it's nothing! the more the merrier!
Roake: hey, what about Zatannii and Boredom? shouldn't they meet Komasu?
Durithyll: oh please. Boredom's off being Boredom and Zatannii's almost as bad as her! do you guys know ANYTHING about him?
Komasu: you told me about Boredom, but who's Zatannii?
Durithyll: oh! he's--
Jacob: a homicidal, psychopathic computer.
Durithyll: ignore him. he just doens't like him. anway, he's a sentient... program... thing... that exists on the net... or something... we know NOTHING about him. except he's very perky... and scary... i don't know!! he may be a cop or a detective or something. he often mentions "cases" and stuff...
Daiyori: he and Boredom just pop by on a whim.
komasu: (smiles) i think i'm gonna like it here.
Durithyll: course you will. we're just a crazy family here!
3 Comments
(Livi and Kete arguing over what name to put)
7/28/2008 10:14:04 pm
Livi: Oh my gosh! That is so cool! I love her!
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7/29/2008 04:06:40 am
u BROKE durithyll's site?! y does this sound familiar?!
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