Komasu: (holding multiple rolls of streamers) Where do i put these?

Durithyll: (going through boxes sitting on kitchen counter) just set 'em over there.

(The Apartment is filled with party supplies and decorations. Rolls of streamers and bags of confetti dot the floor and cover every available space on the furniture. Durithyll and Komasu are currently the only ones in the Apartment.)

Komasu: (stacks the rolls on the floor next to the bar stools.) when's Jacob getting back with the ---

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Durithyll: that's probably him. get the door will ya?

Komasu: (walks over to the door)

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

Komasu: (covering her ears) i got it!! will you quit kicking the door!? (quickly opens the door with a slight vexed expression)

Jacob: (has his leg pulled back and ready for another kick) oh. sorry. wasn't sure if you heard.

Komasu: (sighs and moves out of the way, allowing Jacob to come in)

Jacob: special delivery! one cake for an Armless Nazi?

Durithyll: (smacks him in the back of the head) not on his birthday. (grabs the cake from him) oh!! i love it!! it's huge!

Jacob: exactly! which means there'll be more for me!

Durithyll: (glares)

Jacob: i mean Daiyori...

Komasu: i'll put the cake in the fridge... (takes it from Durithyll) Is Zatannii going to show up?

Durithyll: yeah! he just has to come a bit - -

Jacob: WHAT!? YOU INVITED HIM!?! WHY!!

Durithyll: because he's  a friend?

Jacob: WHAT!? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? HE'S ZATANNII!! THE SADISTIC HOMICIDAL WHACK JOB!!!

Durithyll: (tosses a roll of streamers into Jacob's arms) put these someplace nice.

Jacob: (glares and mumbles as he stalks off to the closet to find the ladder) stupid computer...

Durithyll: (reaches into one of the boxes and pulls out two rolls of duct tape; tosses one to Komasu) here. we can go ahead and start on the streamers too.

Komasu: (fumbles the catch but doesn't drop it) o-ok.

Durithyll: (grabs a roll of streamers and flies up to the roof) i was thinking we could wrap it around the pole of the fan and then tape it the roof in intervals so it droops and stuff, and then just let it hang down the walls. sound good?

Komasu: sure. (flies up after Durithyll and starts wrapping the streamers around the pole)

----------Elsewhere-----------

Daiyori: what was the point of going to the grocery store? We just went a few days ago.

Roake: something about Jacob eating everything. wouldn't put it past him.

Daiyori: hmph. porker.

Roake: maybe.

(Roake and Daiyori are just coming back from the grocery store, Roake carrying two bags in each hand.)

----------Back at the Apartment----------

(Everyone is almost done getting everything ready)

Jacob: (straightening up random furniture from when it got shifted during the preparations and such) you know, i really didn't think it would be that easy to get Daiyori out of the house. I figured we'd have to pretty much bribe him and end up spoiling the entire thing. i mean, come on! we didn't even have to ask him! All we had to do was ask Roake to go the grocery store and Daiyori just tagged along!

Durithyll: (smiles) just makes my job easier. i couldn't properly lie if my life depended on it.

Jacob: boy aint that the truth.

Durithyll: (glares)

Jacob: sorry. i guess Daiyori's just a bad influence.

----------Inside the apartment complex----------

Roake: (punches the button for the elevator and waits for the doors to open)

Daiyori: (pokes his head in the bag to try and see what's inside)

Roake: (pulls the bag away quickly)

Daiyori: hey!

Roake: (shrugs)

Daiyori: hmph. what was up with the tenderloin? isn't that  a bit expensive?

Roake: (sends up a silent prayer as the doors open) come on.

Daiyori: (looks at him suspiciously but follows him inside the elevator)

Roake: ("There is no way he doesn't suspect a surprise birthday party... Durithyll's not very good at hiding her excitement. at all.) sigh (For someone whose so good at reading other people... he can be so oblivious...")

Daiyori: ("He's hiding something...")

(the Elevator doors slowly open to their floor)

------------Inside the Apartment----------

Komasu: i think i heard the elevator doors...

Durithyll: HIDE!! (runs to the light switch and flicks it off)

Jacob: hey! (stumbling around in the dark) couldn't you at least given me a chance to hide fir - -

Durithyll: (grabs his arm and pulls him behind the couch)

----------Right outside the Apartment door-----------

Roake: (rattles the keys inside the lock very loudly, trying to give Durithyll as much of a heads up a possible)

Daiyori: (glances over at Roake)

Roake: (turns the key and opens the door)

Daiyori: (pokes his head inside) hey... why are the lights off? (slithers inside)

Roake: (smiles, and step inside behind him)

Daiyori: hey! what's going--

Durithyll, Jacob, and Komasu: SURPRISE!!!

Daiyori: (completely taken back)

Roake: (pats him on the head) Happy Birthday Daiyori. From all of us.

Daiyori: what... wha...

Durithyll: (leaps over the back of the couch) you didn't think we'd have forgotten did you?

Daiyori: I'd almost forgotten... how did you find out anyway?

Durithyll: (looking very smug) well... i have my ways...

Jacob: she begged Boredom. a lot.

Daiyori: and she actually told you?

Durithyll: no... i had to ask Finale... but i still found out!!

Daiyori: i can't believe you guys did all this... i...

Jacob: don't get all mushy on us here. it'd be freaky.

Daiyori: hey! - -

Durithyll: yo! we're here to celebrate, remember!? lets get this party started!!

Zatannii: (walks in the still open door) without me?

Durithyll: Zatannii! i almost though you weren't---

Jacob: ZATANNII!!!

Boredom: (slips in) and what about me?

Durithyll: Boredom!!

----------A few hours later----------

After a few... interesting rounds of twister, Halo (which Zatannii was dominating at), and completely stuffing their faces full of food, the party began to wind down. It's now around 3:00 AM and everyone has completely crashed, except Daiyori.

Jacob is sprawled over the floor in between the coffee table and the couch. Durithyll is sleeping on her side facing the back of the couch; wings open and all over Komasu. Zatannii is sitting up and leaning against the wall, arms folded over his chest and legs splayed out in front of him, currently in an "inefficient form of recharge."

Boredom hadn't stayed the night. She had left a few hours prior, and while she would never admit it, had enjoyed herself. Especially when Zatannii brought out the karaoke machine.

Daiyori had sprawled himself over about two thirds of the couch, Roake neatly taking up the rest. Roake slept in a sitting position, his head resting on his fist, which was in turn being supported by the arm of the couch. Daiyori smirked to himself when he thought of the horrible crick Roake would have come morning.

Daiyori found the silence comforting. Surrounded by the people he loved, although he would never admit it, was nice. He honestly had forgotten his birthday. It just wasn't something that was really important with his tribe. Manhood wasn't determined by number of years, but by how well you flew.

Daiyori winced at the thought of flight, but didn't linger on it. Looking around at the people he was surrounded by, he let an honest smile grace his lips. It felt good to smile, not to smirk or smile condescendingly, but to smile out of sheer happiness.

That was what he was - - happy. For the first time, in a long time, he was truly happy. He felt that he could take anything fate could throw at them, so long as they were together.

Daiyori stretched to his full length, he tail resting on top of Roake's foot. Relaxing, he sunk down further into the couch, and allowed sleep to take him. He smiled, one more time, knowing full well that he'd have to be a jerk again come morning.

But it was alright. Because they understood. They were his friends. And they'd always be there.

 
 

Durithyll: people! i'm heading out! and when i get back, PLEASE have this Apartment SLIGHTLY presentable! (grabs keys and heads to the door, kicking Daiyori in order to wake him up)

Daiyori: grmbl grmbl... (shifts slightly, but does not wake up)

Durithyll: slug... (forces door open) ok, people, see ya in an hour! (walks out an locks door behind her)

Jacob: (currently sprawled over the couch playing Halo, looks over to Roake) what's up with her? and whats wrong with the apartment? it's fine!

Roake: (looks at Jacob, and then at the empty candy wrappers, pop corn bags, and smashed food scattered across the floor)

Jacob: exactly! nothing wrong!

Roake: (shakes head and gets back to his painting)

Jacob: whatever...

Roake: jacob...

Jacob: what!?

Roake: jacob.

Jacob: fine! i'll get the vacuum cleaner!! (walks over to the closet --which is also where he sleeps-- and grabs the vacuum cleaner)

jacob: i hate cleaning... it's so boring -- hey! (walks over to Daiyori who is still sleeping)

Jacob: yo. (pushes him with the bottom of the vacuum cleaner)

Daiyori: (still asleep)

Jacob: (grabs a filled water glass off the nearby kitchen counter) heeeeey.

Daiyori: (no response)

Jacob: you had it coming... (dumps the water glass on his face)

Daiyori: (sputters and throughly spazzes) hey!!

Jacob: (bends down) you. clean.

Daiyori: what!? you do it!

Jacob: i have a job. now get to cleaning.

Daiyori: that was low... (grabs the handle of the vacuum cleaner grudgingly)

jacob: good! (gets up and jumps over the back of the couch, un-pauses his game, and gets to playing)

Roake: (looks over at jacob with a slight glare)

Daiyori: stupid flea-ridden weasel... (atarts cleaning)

-----------------------------an hour later-----------------------------

Daiyori: (finished cleaning and is now crashed in front of the door)

~~keys ratting in lock~~

Durithyll: (through door) coming in! (pushes on door. pushes on door again)
sigh... DAIYORI!! MOVE!!

Daiyori: (doesn't move, or awaken for that matter)

Roake: sigh... (stands up and drags Daiyori away from door)

Durithyll: (pushes on door and almost stumbles to the ground) oh. he moved. (step inside and looks around) hey! place looks nice!

Roake: ah yes, Daiyori cleaned up actually.

Durithyll: no he didn't.

Roake: yeah he did.

Durithyll: weird. anyway, i have -- can you wake him up please? (points at Daiyori)

Roake: sure. (grabs another glass off the counter and dumps the water in his face)

Daiyori: (sputters and wakes up spazzing again) Jacob!! quit -- oh. sorry roake.

Durithyll: ok! now, everybody, there's someone i would like you to meet... come on in!

(a nervous looking purple bat with glasses and a small brown suit case walks in)

Durithyll: her name's Komasu! she's new here, so i arranged to have stay at the Apartment!

Komasu: (pushes glasses further up on head) uh... hi guys...

Durithyll: she's kinda shy right now, but she's great when you get to know her! She's like wicked smart and is a total book-worm! and get this, SHE'S A TRANS-FAN!!

Jacob: i could so take that word a different way...

Durithyll: Jacob, get your head out of the gutter. it means she's a TRANSFORMERS fan!!

Daiyori: great...

Durithyll: ok, (points to Roake) This is Roake, he's a painter and really nice guy! if you need anything just ask him! (points to Jacob) that's Jacob! he works as a mechanic and is the local gamer-freak. (points to Daiyori) that's Daiyori, he sleeps like, 23 hours a day and is a jerk. not really.

now that introductions have been made, i'll show you to your room! well, my room, but you can use it until we get you squared away!

Komasu: i couldn't do that! you've already been so nice ot me, i couldn't dream of taking your room!

Durithyll: oh, don't be silly! it's fine!

Komasu: no, really! plus, i don't think you have rafters in your room. do you?

Durithyll: hmmm... no...

Komasu: (notices closet) can i see that closet?

Durithyll: of course!! (walks over to the closet and opens the door)

Komasu: (pokes head in) this will work great!

Durithyll: Really? (looks in)

Komasu: yeah! i have space to put my stuff, and that bar rack up there near the roof is perfect for me to sleep on. all -- oh. i someone sleeping here? (points to the pillow and blankets in the corner)

Durithyll: (scoops them up) not anymore! jacob! you get bath tub! (tosses them at him)

Jacob: (catches them) really? sweet!! i've always wanted to sleep in a bath tub!! (runs off to the bath room)

Komasu: um...

Durithyll: oh don't worry about him. you'll learn to love him. but not too much! he has a girlfriend! no let's get you situated... (walks into the closet and begins moving stuff around)

Roake: so, Komasu, how'd you meet Durithyll?

Komasu: oh, um, on the internet. she found out that i was moving into the area for college, and offered to show me around and give me a place to stay.

Daiyori: i see you're very trusting.

Komasu: well, yeah, plus i had known Durithyll through the internet for a long time, and had even talked to her via web cam multiple times.

Roake: oh! ok.

Jacob: (from the bath room) look guys! i'm going to be sleeping in a BATH TUB!! how cool is that!?

Durithyll: ok! i think i have enough space cleared for you. are you sure this is ok? i feel bad making you sleep in a closet!

Komasu: it's fine! really! thank you so much putting me and stuff. i'm not sure i could afford dorm rooming or my own place.

Durithyll: it's nothing! the more the merrier!

Roake: hey, what about Zatannii and Boredom? shouldn't they meet Komasu?

Durithyll: oh please. Boredom's off being Boredom and Zatannii's almost as bad as her! do you guys know ANYTHING about him?

Komasu: you told me about Boredom, but who's Zatannii?

Durithyll: oh! he's--

Jacob: a homicidal, psychopathic computer.

Durithyll: ignore him. he just doens't like him. anway, he's a sentient... program... thing... that exists on the net... or something... we know NOTHING about him. except he's very perky... and scary... i don't know!! he may be a cop or a detective or something. he often mentions "cases" and stuff...

Daiyori: he and Boredom just pop by on a whim.

komasu: (smiles) i think i'm gonna like it here.

Durithyll: course you will. we're just a crazy family here!

 
 

yo! in case you haven't noticed, i revamped the Archives page! see, if i was sure that you guys READ the "in recent" new box on the homepage, i wouldn't have to dedicate an entire blog entry to telling y'all these things! but since i've already started, might as well keep going.

so... what to talk about... i don't know! let's see... um... hm... what happened today...

Daiyori: woah woah wait... DURITHYLL has NOTHING to talk about? this can't be right...

Durithyll: what? this has happened before--

Daiyori: no! it hasn't! you wait two seconds and then start praddling on and on about something.

Roake: i believe the proper term is "rambling".

Daiyori: yeah yeah yeah. anyway, you ramble for a while and then you start ranting!

Durithyll: oh... i didn't know that!

Roake: see? told ya. you DO know Durithyll the best...

Daiyori: shut up!! it's scary half the time! you want it? you can have it!!

Roake: no...i'm perfectly fine with having you pegged...

Daiyori: no really, you can have her!

Roake: why change things? you can keep her.

Durithyll: hey!! i take offense at th!!

Daiyori: you're supposed to. we're insulting you.

Roake: (steps away from Daiyori)

~~ZAPP!~~

Durithyll: humph. jerk. had it coming.

Roake: sigh... i'll go get the dust pan...

Jacob: (walks in the front door) yo. (spots Daiyori's ashes) you know, Durithyll, you and Daiyori should really go to couples counseling. all the zapping can't be good for the x-box's circuitry--

~~ZAPP!~~

Durithyll: (yells at jacob's remains) don't you EVER --EVER!-- SUGGEST SOMETHING SO STUPID!! EVER!!

Roake: it's not that stupid--

~~ZAPP!~~

Durithyll: huff... huff

Boredom: (slips in right behind Durithyll) congratulations Durithyll. you just zapped your entire cast of characters.

Durithyll: (eye twitch)

~~ZAPP!~~

Boredom: (slips back in) you know, you can't hit me. I'll just slip out of this reality and right back in! it's just not--

~~ZAPP!~~

Boredom: (slips back in behind the couch) --going to happen. so--

~~ZAPP!~~

Boredom: (slips in behind the kitchen counter) you should just give up already. really--

~~ZAPP!~~

Boredom: (slips in write in front of Durithyll) --you should.

Durithyll: (panting heavily) just... go away... alright?

Boredom: (smiles) fine. i think i satiated my boredom, plus Artist Block's on the move again. but, before i leave... (snaps fingers)

(roake, jacob, and daiyori are all back. and the charred marks on the floor from Durithyll's attempts at zapping Boredom are gone)

jacob: --and i can't have you guys breaking the-- (realizes he just got zapped) what!? i can't believe you zapped me!!

Roake: hey, she zapped me too.

Jacob: woah! seriously!? i didn't know she could do that...

Daiyori: hey, she zapped me too!!

Jacob: yeah, but that always happens.

Daiyori: hey!! it does not!!

Boredom: people!! break it up!! (roake, daiyori, and jacob stop talking when they finally notice Boredom) ok, with that begin said... (snaps her fingers and slips out)

(group silence)

Roake: is it safe to assume that Boredom un-zapped us?

Durithyll: uh yeah.

Jacob: weird.

Durithyll: anyway, (back to the Unsuspecting Victims) please tell me if you guys actually read the Recent News on the homepage!

see ya!
-D

 
 

yello (no, not as in the colour, as in the drawled "hello").

as the title says, i'm just updating cause i feel like it!

Boredom: than why am i here?

Durithyll: because. you haven't been here in FOREVER and i think you should at LEAST say hi to the Unsuspecting Victims.

Boredom: well, i WOULD have been here but SOMEONE had to FORGET about me for FOUR WEEKS!!

Durithyll: dang it! i KNEW you were going to bring that up!! can we have this argument LATER!?

Boredom: No, you kinda cut me off in the Guest Book comments!!

Durithyll: just... shut up! ok! lemme talk the Unsuspecting Victims!

Boredom: than i can go?

Durithyll: no! ok, back to the update! well, i know what i'm doing with for the next Featured Fandom, but i'm hesitant to update because my laptop's internet is still down, thus cutting me off from the files i have saved for my site. Oh! i recently watched a few episodes for some show on Sci-fi that was on a marathon. the protagonist is a girl and i actually--

Boredom: sigh (examines fingernails) can i go now?

Durithyll: (eye twitches, but ignores Boredom) --really liked it! sadly, it has a HORRIBLY Mary Sue title... 'Dark Angel"... yeah, i know, sucks. but she main character, Max--

Boredom: who names their daughter max?

Durithyll: --is NOT annoying! while yes, her back story and the fact that she was genetically engineered with a CAT isn't very original, her personality actually is!

Boredom: HEY! i DON'T appreciate begin ignored!

Durithyll: (turns around quickly to face Boredom) and i don't appreciate being asked stupid questions!!

Boredom: (looks surprised) excuse me?

Durithyll: (pinches the bridge of her nose) grrrrr... just go... (waves off)

Boredom: hmph. bye! (snaps fingers and slips out)

Daiyori: (slithers in from behind the small hallway where the door is aka, his favourite sleeping spot) yawn.

Durithyll: hey, daiyori. how long have you been asleep?

Daiyori: hour or two.

jacob: (comes in from bathroom) why didn't Boredom leave earlier?

Daiyori: because she like us but doesn't want to admit it.

jacob: oh. and you know this how?

Daiyori: puh-lease. you can see it all over her face.

jacob: i thought you were supposed to be the anti-social, bad with people guy?

Daiyori: i am. it's just not that hard to read people. and i'm not really anti-social; people just kind of annoy me.

jacob: and that's not anti-social? and what about the "bad with people"?

Daiyori: oh. that's just because i don't care whether or not they like me. so i tend to be direct.

Roake: and sometimes harsh.

jacob: where'd you come from!?

Roake: nowhere.

jacob: must you be so enigmatic?

Roake: sometimes.

jacob: whatever.

Durithyll: ok, why didn't you guys come out BEFORE Boredom left!? you guys could have alleviated some of the awkwardness!

Daiyori: because, we don't tend to like being collateral damage when you guys get into a cat fight.

Durithyll: (eye twitch)

~~ZAPP!~~

jacob: hm. i guess that by the "i just don't care whether or not they like me" he actually meant, "i just have no idea how to keep my mouth  shut."

 
 

A/N: i NEVER thought that i would get this serious with the characters, but nonetheless, inspiration for this story hit me.  I'll probably end up re-writing this into actual story format, but for now, i'm just keeping it in the normal script format. if they're are any typos or inconsistencies, just drop a comment and i'll get to it. my brains kinda fried right now from all the typing and reading i've done. not to mention math homework.

Before you read: in this, i am not this omnipotent or the divine ruler of this reality, here, i think of me more as embodiment of artistry; as in, i'm not immortal or anything, i can just do things that a normal person can't really do.

And as the title dictates, this about Daiyori. Please leave a comment at the end so i'll know where and what i should fix.

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(the day is late and Daiyori and Roake have gone of to the store to get miscellaneous supplies. they are now headed back to the apartment)

Roake: you know, i'm sure Durithyll could give you arms; make you more of a Naga than a snake.

Daiyori: (doesn't turn to face Roake) appreciate the concern, but no.

Roake: please tell me this isn't just foolish pride. not having arms--

Daiyori: You live in a southern, primitive country. Modern medicine is a mystery to you and technology hasn't gotten past simple machines. a guy walks up to you, he has magical abilities of sorts. He has a total of four arms and four legs. He says that "not having two sets of arms and legs is a real handicap" and he offers to give you the extra set of both. You turn him down though.

Roake: (looks back ahead) i see. i wouldn't want an extra set, so why--

Daiyori: (ignores Roake and continues) You have never accepted the help of others before, why change now? he gets mad and says, "Why do you not accept this gift i have offered you?!"

Roake: (turns back to Daiyori swiftly and realizes: this isn't a parable. this is true.)

Daiyori: you try to reason with him saying that, "you don't need his help, or an extra set of limbs." he replies, yelling that, "I have been watching you! though you lead the pack, you never accept help from them! your foolish pride will be your downfall! i have offered you a gift, yet you throw it back in my face! mocking me, and what i have to offer! you are arrogant, and i will teach you humility! you will learn to respect the help that others have to give!"

Roake: Daiyori, i don't need to hear this!

Daiyori: So he takes away what you do have: your ability to hunt, and your pack. He tells you, "Only I can give you back your true form. Only I can give you you're pack. And I will only do that once you can prove to me you are worthy to retain them, and that you can only do by humbling yourself and accepting help from others.

When you can finally speak coherently again, you try to tell him to take away his curse, that this test was unfair. you try to tell him that no one would want to change their body so drastically. he only scoffs you, "This was only the last of many. Every time someone tried to offer you help, it was me, and you threw it back in my face!"

you pitifully try to defend yourself, "i didn't know!"

"You shouldn't have had to, Daiyori! you need to learn to respect the help of others, and better i do it this way, than the Others do it their way. "

(finally turns to Roake) Then he vanishes; you're pack is gone, and you are left, as a snake.

Roake: (just stares back, a horrified look on his face)

Daiyori: (looks ahead) for the next two years, you live as humbly as you can, but it's hard. you look, and look, for the man who stole your form. And after getting a tip from a small mountain village, you find him. He's in an isolated, empty, forgotten, temple on the top of some random mountain. But he's just a shell of the man he used to be. You try to convince him that you've humbled yourself now, that he should restore you and your pack. But he says "the voices are telling him not to. that they'll be angry with him." He went insane. you have know idea why or how, but it happened.

you then spend the next four weeks trying to coax him into returning you to your true form. But again, he refuses, and then he refuses to eat. He eventually dies. You stay at the temple for another two weeks, until you eventually run out of supplies and venture down the mountain into the small village.

You move on shortly there after, scouring the country for a wizard, shaman, anyone who could help you. You think you find one, a powerful shaman who had been known to pull of miraculous things. He tells you that he can help you, and that he will, but first you must gather the necessary tools for the ritual. You do, and quickly return. Only to find that the villagers are preparing to give their shaman a "cleansing." You ask what they mean, and they say that demons have possessed the shaman, and that the only way to cleanse him, is to drive a nail through his head, thus giving the demons a way out of him

Luckily, they have not performed the ritual yet, so you push past the crowds and find the shaman, strapped to a bed, a villager leaning over him with a hammer and nail. You rush him and tell him to restore you, that you have the ingredients. He only stares at you and says, "No... the voices say not too." you are than pushed aside by the villagers and they perform the "cleansing."

The villagers were kind anthros and humans though, and they offer you a home among them. you turn them down, refusing yet another gift.

Then you leave your primitive little home country by stowing away on a random ship and then wind up here. (turns to face Roake)

I don't know what drove the wizard and the shaman mad, but i dare not risk Durithyll's sanity by asking her to help me. I'll find some other way.

Roake: (speechless)

(they walk in companionable silence, having taken multiple detours to finish the story, it'll be late before they get back.)

Roake: you didn't need to tell--

Daiyori: yes i did. i haven't told a single person about what happened. not one, that's still alive that is. it feels, well, it feels lighter. if that makes any sense.

Roake: it does actually.

Daiyori: i don't have a phone, did you happen to bring yours?

Roake: nope. (looks up at the darkening sky) i can never remember it. heh. Durithyll will chew us out won't she?

Daiyori: probably.... probably....








 
 

Hello my Dear and Unsuspecting Victims!

Seeing as how this is my first blog-obviously, it's sorta labeled- i felt that i should introduce myself! ...but i already did that on the homepage..... hmmm.... whatever. Moving on! this site is going to be completely insane and.... wait, i already said that too. well, dang it!! i left nothing interesting to discuss in my FIRST blog entry.... humph. slag it.

well than, i guess that me and my characters are just--

Daiyori: "my characters and i."

Durithyll: (glare) oh shut up why don't you.

Daiyori: (shrug) my job as a Grammar Nazi i guess.

Durithyll: Fine. whatever. but i REFUSE to say "sneaked!" that word is just plain gross and sounds WRONG!

Daiyori: i won't argue with you there--

Durithyll: Then i can say "snuck?"

Daiyori: --but i will correct you.

Durithyll: you're a loser butt.... anyway, my dear Unsuspecting Victims--

Roake: you know, if you keep saying "unsuspecting victims" people are gonna start, you know, suspecting things.

Durithyll: shut it will you! grr! you guys all suck!! ok! i'm gonna go now! you guys just go explore the site or something!!

Jacob: but what about me?

Boredom: (clears throat)

Jacob: and Boredom! whose to "dignified" to admit that she wants to be in your Blog entries too!

Durithyll: SHUT IT! NOW! you guys can be in the next one!

Daiyori: aw slag. theres going to be more of these?

Durithyll: you betcha Daiyori!! and guess what? YOU'LL BE IN ALL OF THEM!!

Daiyori: you are one sadistic little--

~~!ZAPP!~~

(Daiyori is now a glaring, and rather unhappy, pile of ash)

Roake: (pokes Daiyori) well now, that's a pleasant way to kick off a website; the artist vaporizes one of the main characters with lighting.