yo! in case you haven't noticed, i revamped the Archives page! see, if i was sure that you guys READ the "in recent" new box on the homepage, i wouldn't have to dedicate an entire blog entry to telling y'all these things! but since i've already started, might as well keep going.
so... what to talk about... i don't know! let's see... um... hm... what happened today...
Daiyori: woah woah wait... DURITHYLL has NOTHING to talk about? this can't be right...
Durithyll: what? this has happened before--
Daiyori: no! it hasn't! you wait two seconds and then start praddling on and on about something.
Roake: i believe the proper term is "rambling".
Daiyori: yeah yeah yeah. anyway, you ramble for a while and then you start ranting!
Durithyll: oh... i didn't know that!
Roake: see? told ya. you DO know Durithyll the best...
Daiyori: shut up!! it's scary half the time! you want it? you can have it!!
Roake: no...i'm perfectly fine with having you pegged...
Daiyori: no really, you can have her!
Roake: why change things? you can keep her.
Durithyll: hey!! i take offense at th!!
Daiyori: you're supposed to. we're insulting you.
Roake: (steps away from Daiyori)
~~ZAPP!~~
Durithyll: humph. jerk. had it coming.
Roake: sigh... i'll go get the dust pan...
Jacob: (walks in the front door) yo. (spots Daiyori's ashes) you know, Durithyll, you and Daiyori should really go to couples counseling. all the zapping can't be good for the x-box's circuitry--
~~ZAPP!~~
Durithyll: (yells at jacob's remains) don't you EVER --EVER!-- SUGGEST SOMETHING SO STUPID!! EVER!!
Roake: it's not that stupid--
~~ZAPP!~~
Durithyll: huff... huff
Boredom: (slips in right behind Durithyll) congratulations Durithyll. you just zapped your entire cast of characters.
Durithyll: (eye twitch)
~~ZAPP!~~
Boredom: (slips back in) you know, you can't hit me. I'll just slip out of this reality and right back in! it's just not--
~~ZAPP!~~
Boredom: (slips back in behind the couch) --going to happen. so--
~~ZAPP!~~
Boredom: (slips in behind the kitchen counter) you should just give up already. really--
~~ZAPP!~~
Boredom: (slips in write in front of Durithyll) --you should.
Durithyll: (panting heavily) just... go away... alright?
Boredom: (smiles) fine. i think i satiated my boredom, plus Artist Block's on the move again. but, before i leave... (snaps fingers)
(roake, jacob, and daiyori are all back. and the charred marks on the floor from Durithyll's attempts at zapping Boredom are gone)
jacob: --and i can't have you guys breaking the-- (realizes he just got zapped) what!? i can't believe you zapped me!!
Roake: hey, she zapped me too.
Jacob: woah! seriously!? i didn't know she could do that...
Daiyori: hey, she zapped me too!!
Jacob: yeah, but that always happens.
Daiyori: hey!! it does not!!
Boredom: people!! break it up!! (roake, daiyori, and jacob stop talking when they finally notice Boredom) ok, with that begin said... (snaps her fingers and slips out)
(group silence)
Roake: is it safe to assume that Boredom un-zapped us?
Durithyll: uh yeah.
Jacob: weird.
Durithyll: anyway, (back to the Unsuspecting Victims) please tell me if you guys actually read the Recent News on the homepage!
see ya!
-D
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