yo!

yes yes, i know: i haven't updated in FOREVER!! but -- but -- SCHOOL STARTED BACK!!! and i also know that you guys ALL know that!! but still, SCHOOL'S BACK!! THAT MAKES SADS!! duh... but whatever!!

anyway, so i'm in high school now. weird. and i have had MORE locker trouble in the FIRST TWO DAYS than most people have in the ENTIRE YEAR!! oi!! i'm kind of short on time, so i won't go in depth, just take my word for it!!

Oh! and guess what!!! I LOVE ABE!!!

Yay!! Cue fangirl rantings!! for those of you who DON'T want to read my rantings on the Blue Fishtick known as none other than Abe Sapien, then i suggest you skip to the end NOW.

I LOVE ABE!! he's is SO the awesomest blue fishtick EVER!! fishtick, you ask? cause he is one!! not really!! we don't know a lot about Abe actually, just that he looks like a cross between a fish and a guy! he's BLUE, and he's ADORABLE!! not really... actually, he is!! he's got blue and black eyes that are HUGE and SO FRIKKEN PRETTY!! and he's got these ADORABLE little fins that run down his forearms, calves, and back. he's just SO CUTE!!! and dang HOT when he's wearing this smexy full body wet suit type thing!! sigh.... and he's blue!! all over!!

Daiyori: you're DROOLING over a FISH. i am not even going to COMMENT on how pathetic that is.

Durithyll: NOOOOOOOO! BLUE FISHTICK!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!!

anyway, in case i haven't said,  --*scans over blog entry*-- hm... i haven't. ANYWAY!! BECAUSE i haven't said, Abe Sapien is from the Movie/Comic series called Hellboy! most of you guys might have seen him from trailers or something from the movies. and speaking of movies, i FINALLY saw the sequel last week!! my mom and dad (who were SOOO not interested) just dropped me and 'Rou off at the movie theaters. sigh... our hearts were filled with squee the entire night... CAUSE ABE'S JUST SO FRIKKEN HAWT!! especially when he ditched the "toilet seat"!! ok, he's a fish-ish guy, right? well, in the movies (aka, NOT in the comics)  Abe needs to were this reverse aqua-lung, breathing apparatus thing over his gills (which are on his neck) to breath. He can breathe on land without it, but me and 'Rou are guessing that for strenuous activities (such as, shooting up bad guys and keep Hellboy from doing anything too stupid) and what not, he just opts to were the breathing thing.

But for SOOOOME reason, (me and Kanirou speculate that it was just because it looked terrible) the apparatus was... mysteriously gone from the second half of the movie! he even got rid of the funny goggles filled with water!! but that they sorta explained; there's a scene in the second movie where you see Abe putting in these contacts of some sort, probably to keep his eyes from drying out. because believe it or not, there IS NOT a Visine for dry fish eyes!!

aaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaaay... i loved the second movie!!! so much!!! and you could totally get away with watching the second movie without having seen the first. Abe did a LOT more in this movie than he did in the first! we actually saw him fight!! and hey, fishtick has some moves! anyway, out of the entire movie, there was one scene that i loved the most... and it was NOT one of the uber fight scenes, or amazing special effect scenes!! it was in fact... when Abe and Hellboy are getting drunk and singing together!! IT WAS HILARIOUS!! so funny! you see, Hellboy and Liz got together, and like any couple, they have arguments. a lot. and most of them are rather violent and involve multiple rooms exploding. well, in this second movie, Abe falls for Princess Nuala! horribly cliche, obviously, but sweet! and it's OBVIOUS that Nuala has affections for Abe! but you know, i don't think that an ELVEN PRINCESS and an agent for the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense have much of a chance together... and Abe seems to think the same thing as well. So when Hellboy walks into the Library --after getting into a fight with Liz-- and finds Abe in there, they both wind up singing Barry Manilow's "I can't smile without you"! of course me and my sister were all like laughing our butts off and squeeing like none else, but when we told dad of the hilarious scene, he's was like, "So ...what? they're gay now?" then me and 'Rou where like, "No they aren't!! they were singing about their respective love interests!! and how they love them, but things are just complicated!" but it was SOOOO funny! cause Hellboy happened to have a six pack of bear (he ALWAYS has beer) and he Abe were just wasted!! i guess that they wandered away from the Library in order to find more beer, cause when it cuts back to them, Abe is reaching into the back of HB's fridge and pulling out ANOTHER six pack! sigh... so funny...

Anyway, i think that that concludes my rantings!! which is good news for you!! that felt good though. i haven't ranted in a while! sooooo... yeah. school's back and i should REALLY get to working on my homework, i love abe, and.... i love abe!! so i'm going to THINK about doing my homework, but just end up scribbling Abe doodles on the side of the paper.

well, see ya!!
-D

 
 

yo! as some of you may know from the "In Recent News" on the home page, my site was being funny, so i need to change the domain address to get it to register new updates and stuff. and for the record, i am so totally blaming Moolatte!!

Roake: why?

Durithyll: because i am.

Daiyori: well that's intelligent.

Durithyll: shut up!!

Durithyll: anyway (in case you haven't noticed, this is sorta my "ok, let's start talking to the unsuspecting victims again" word) i've been working on "Bureau for Mary Sue Prevention and Regulation" and finished chapter one!! in the middle of chapter two, and i will probably combine them before i post them up here.

sooooo yeah! i think that's all! if any of you start having problems with the site, PLEASE tell me. i'm serious!

see ya!
-D

 
 

Boredom's back!

i was originally going to publish a long, dramatic, and drawn story arc in my blog, but as it turns out, it's hard to write a story when your form of inspiration is GONE. it was seriously NOT one of my brighter moves to have BOREDOM to get poofed away...

anyway, with Boredom back, i'm going to be publishing the story in increments and with the help of Kete, my very close friend and fellow fangirl/artist/author.

i am so glad that summer is finally HERE!! it's strange waking up on a week day and realizing, "hey, i don't have to get up! i can stay in bed! i can finally get a life!!" of course for me, "getting a life" means casting the one i currently have into the darkest of fangirlish pits. seriously. you know how in tv shows, movies, books, etc. there's ALWAYS that geek who has NO LIFE, and spends his time watching Star Trek re-runs and hunting down mint condition comic issues on e-bay or something? yeah, well that's me. except i'm currently spending all my time watching justice league (one of my child hood loves that me and my sister are reviving) on youtube, and watching stargate atlantis on DVD. oh, and reading transformers comics (and some of them ARE in mint condition and we DID in fact get them off the internet).

that's my life. ok, not really, i have competition cheer practice tomorrow, but still!! i am a geek! not a nerd -- nerds are completely hopeless -- simply a geek.

sigh, well people, that's really all for now! i'll be working "Iniquities of the Forgotten" (i think that's what i'm calling the Boredom story arc. it makes sense if you knew where we might be going, and sounds pretty dramatic , eh?) now that Boredom's back with her trusty Glove of Insperation.... which can be quite painful at times....

oh well, see ya my dear and unsuspecting victims!
-D




 
 

Durithyll: ah yes. as you can see, i am addressing the issue of "Epic Comment Postings."

These are stories that just seem to erupt from comments that me and my Buddy, Kete, post here. You see, what happens is that Kete usually posts a response to one of my Blog entries using her amazing characters, and then i post a response to her response using my characters, and then it all snowballs into the mess that we have now! personally, i love em! they pop up on the site every now and then, and can get pretty lengthy at times. "My Sister's Birthday" Blog entry being one of them.

Boredom: hey! Artist Block started it!

Durithyll: You're supposed to be somewhere else right now, making things much more dramatic.

Boredom: fine. going now. (snaps her fingers and "slips" out)

Durithyll: just forget about that! she still off making things dramatic! Anyway, back onto the original subject... actually, that was the original subject! Boredom's.... somewhere. see!? that's what i'm talking about!! a harmless little comment--

Boredom: so not harmless! she was totally trying to pick a fight with me!

Durithyll: AWAY, BOREDOM! MAKING THINGS DRAMATIC!

Boredom: sheesh... just cause you asked so nicely... (Slips out)

Durithyll: as i was saying, a harmless little comment turned into THAT!! okay. i'm done. just thought that i should warn you guys about the "Epic Comment Postings"....

see ya later than!
-D